Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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