just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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