I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
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