Plan B is the new Plan A
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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