Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
