I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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