No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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