Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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