She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Randomize
