i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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