i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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