wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
send nudes
from the living room?
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