If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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