I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Randomize
