im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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