He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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