she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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