Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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