Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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