its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I'm really into asian looking animals
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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