just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Enjoy the penises
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
