i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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