What a fucking waste of an outfit
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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