Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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