So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
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