do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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