Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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