Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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