Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
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