I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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