too bad you live with your parents still
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
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