Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Did I show you my penis last night?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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