Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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