omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
You smell like stripper and shame
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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