We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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