Why are handjobs necessary in class?
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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