I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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