Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Randomize
