Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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