Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
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