If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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