The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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