she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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