Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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