he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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