If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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