So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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