We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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