Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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