my vag is so smooth its legendary
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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