So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Randomize