I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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