you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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